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Golf Terminology
Ball Striking A Richard Hammond - straight down the middle like a rocket then veers off into the rough at the last minute An Arthur Scargill - a great strike but a poor result A Kate Winslett - a bit fat but otherwise perfect A Rodney King - over-clubbed An O.J. Simpson - somehow got away with it A Condom - safe but didn't feel real good A sister-in-law - up there but I know that I shouldn't be A Jamie Oliver - you really want to smack it but you can't A Glen Miller - didn't make it over the water A Gerry Adams - a provisional A Sally Gunnell - ugly but a good runner A Paula Radcliffe - not as ugly as a Sally Gunnell but still a good runner A Bobby Sands - a bit thin A Princess Grace - should have taken a driver A Princess Di - shouldn't have taken a driver A Robin Cook - just died on the hill A Michael Jackson - gradually fading A Paris Hilton - an expensive hole A Ladyboy - looks like an easy hole but all is not what it seems A Blondie - a fair crack down the middle Putting A Dennis Wise - a nasty 5 footer A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read A Rock Hudson- thought it was straight, but it wasn't A Cuban - needed one more revolution A Douglas Bader - nae legs An Elton John - big bender that lips the rim A Gynaecologists Assistant - just shaves the hole Bunker Play An Adolf Hitler - taking two shots in a bunker Saddam Hussein - from one bunker straight into another Yasser Arafat - ugly and in the sand
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